To a place called Jamaica

I’m in “close my eyes, listen to reggea/dancehall and pretend i’m somewhere else” mode. The food iz great, the people iz great, the beer iz great, the ganja makez your eyez turn red and I just found my future husband in my perfect little caribbean dream.

He’s got the name of a dog, blond hair like Elephant Man and a funny but sexy accent just like the frenchies.

Collie buddz - dis ya luv
Collie buddz - mamacita